Friday, June 12, 2009

OBITUARY



Bryan [AMBITION] Levandowski, 22, pronounced dead at approximately 3:12 am. Cause of death: excessive retardedness on the rocks. Bryan is succeeded by a brother and sister who still live somewhere in Pennsylvania. He bequeaths his wardrobe to all of his amazing friends who happen to fit into sample size, as well as the last $3.47 in his checking account. An organ donor, Bryan selflessly donated his immobile forehead to the less-fortunate victims of expression lines and naso-labial folds.
In lieu of flowers, he asks that donations be made to the Veuve Clicquot charity so that he can do it all again tonight.

xo
b.a.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i want your your lamer samples...all of your f'in samples for that matter...and those costume national suspenders biatch! I'm leaving you Nick and Jessica season 1.
-c

S said...

Hell, no, I ain't givin' you shit. I want you dead so I can get a hold on your threads.