Sunday, May 18, 2008

i ain't right

but i will be in a day or hang on.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

sally kerns...

this one's for you! happy cinco de mayo ;-)

Sunday, May 04, 2008

you can always spot the bottom...

at the duane reade.
so yesterday i'm at the duane reade, purchasing some osteo biflex (yes, the geriatric glucosamine/chondroitin supplement) for my marathon trained-knees, and as i'm waiting in line (not "on" line, as some would say. i was at the duane reade, not the internet cafe) there was this guy in front of me, casually waiting, and proudly holding a twin-pack of fleet enemas.
"damn," i thought, "somebody's getting fucked tonight!"