Thursday, December 11, 2008
did you ever know that you're my heeeeero...ok not gonna happen. but i'd like to start by captioning the above image with, "there are slow walkers, and there are slow talkers, but the real plaque in the arteries of the morning commute are the assholes who just meander in their chunky-soled shoes."
today i'd like to list the things of the moment for which i am grateful:
-coffee pee (because it eerily smells of cheerios)
-holiday music in the shower
-american express platinum cards and the men who own them
-peanut butter and plastic spoons
-chipotle and the rap i made up while i was there (i'm a the chipot/it's like a muthafuckin' antidote/ to the sins of last night--boy did i give a fright/i be traipsin' around widdout makin' a sound/treatin dems boys like they was some toys/runnin' and runnin' and runnin' them down
and that's all for now. later, alligators.